Old Stuff
a historical receptacle for the ideas that did not work out on my website
Buttering Sandwiches? ♥
Good lemon and cordial acceptance.
Aberrance cannot be overstated but it alone is not enough.
So I guess it just depends on where you are going. Can you find a happy place? Who are you anyway?
I only intend to create a local page for whatever. Ze projects or maybe polls. Just a facilitation device. I don't even like internet. Frolic!
Much love
Sarah
purpose/por pose/porpoise/portoise
PORTOISE
what about it?
Do you believe that people can actually create a show that anyone in the world can see without ever leaving their homes?
I have. Not that it's a lot to stare at. I do hope you like it, though. It has no scent.
explosion
MORE PEOPLE SHOULD CONSIDER THE QUALITY OF THEIR SHOWERS. ALSO, I THINK I AM ATTRACTED TO CHEESE.
noveau
Navigation
- Desiderata
A permanent to-do list. (Perhaps it is more of a list of what i would like to accomplish before i die.)
- Surveys*
...of the silly sort, things one might want to know about another but only has the courage to inquire about en masse, like it has some higher relevancy (which it doesn't).
- Tests*
...of the fun (and somewhat ridiculous) sort.
- Poems
Take a look; my poetry is one of the few aspects of my life that are remotely admirable.
- Blog
My awkward sense of humor embodied... daily.
- Writing
...of the self-improvement/ striving for mental clarity sort (that may be an exaggeration).
- Schoolwork
If you are a cheater/liar/stealer, look no further for rather pithy groups of words that have only been used once and are no longer wanted by their author!
Or if you missed class and need the notes...
- Quotes
Stuff people say that's worth keeping... maybe.
- Photography
My photography is a collection of inspirations. A good friend once told me that inspiration could be found anywhere; you just had to learn to notice it.
and art is... stuff i do when i'm bored. i understand the concept of real art, i do, i just don't understand scanners.
- Calendar
Important things to remember! You need a password to get in. i will let you in if we have an understanding that you are not, have not been, and do not intend to become party or affiliated with axe murderers.
- Miscellaneous
A historical receptacle for the ideas that did not work out on my website.
- External Links
This is not the only website that is worth your time... although i acknowledge that worthwhile webpages are few and far between...
as a post script: I will only link out to websites/pages owned/managed by people i know.
- Contact Us
Feel free to tell me about any imperfections you may notice (in my website or in my personality) or insert your personal opinion for my edification. I will reply, and, with your permission, I may incorporate your comments into my website (somehow), crediting you of course.
*Feel free to participate in surveys/tests/projects by e-mailng your personal results to thegrandma@mobsters.com (but if you send spam we will change this address and glue your toes together). I vow to post the results of all participants. Also, feel free to leave any sort of personal message or complaint at said e-mail address, and I will respond as soon as I am able. Please provide your first and last initial for surveys and tests. Please provide your first, middle, and last initial for participation in projects (your initials will be listed).